My son is in preschool part time so on his off days, he spends a lot of his time with my mom. She always says, "Kids are like sponges." And boy, is she right.
The other day during his nighttime prayer he said: "Dear God, please bless my mommy and daddy. And the other daddy. And the other daddy."
Immediately confused, I said: "What other daddy??"
My boyfriend said: "Yeah, who are you talking about?"
We let the moment pass and let him finish his prayer. Then he gets up and says to his daddy, "You are NOT the father!!"
Still confused, I said: "What are you talking about?" Suddenly, it dawns on me! My mom has been watching TOO much of Maury Povich around him!
I could not. stop. laughing.